Friday, September 22, 2006

Brother in arms

Greetings all -

As Karl's brother, I'd like to pledge my enthusiastic support for his nascent campaign. What do I bring to the table? Well, among other things, the ability to consistently miss a soccer goal from close range, deadly accuracy with malted milk balls, and an unusual fondness for mermaids...



andy said...

any mermaid in particular? or just mermaids in general? furthermore, is it the fetish of the mermaid? or would you still like her if she was in human form, even though she can't speak anymore because she traded her voice to Ursula in order to become human?

Brian Joseph Hurley said...

'Round here we call it merpussy.