... it is but the deep, chest-gorging inhale of a gathering storm.
But seriously, we have a campaign fundraiser scheduled in Boston for the evening of Saturday, November 4th, beginning at 9:00 p.m. at The Columbia House. We have the privilege of featuring, as our keynote speaker, Mr. Michael Moats, our esteemed campaign manager and accomplished political thinker of this, our own, generation. His birthday is the very same night; we shall celebrate him as well as our organization, top to bottom the finest in the 2032 race. Our future is in his hands. The least we can do, and do enthusiastically, is put ours together and hear what he has to say.
Dress is casual. For tickets and directions, please contact our headquarters at wirsingforpresident2032@gmail.com. Seats are available on a limited basis.
Cocktail hour(s) will run from 9:00-11:00. At 11:15, there will be a brief introductory announcement, followed at 11:30 sharp by Mr. Moats' address.
See you there,
It could be me
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Karl (and co),
I just wanted to let you know that as i could formerly simply google, "karl wirsing, president" you are no longer a top hit for that topic. sad.
your blog is what us office-dwellers do all day, please, for the sake of the starving satirical intellectuals out there; keep up the blog.
Wow, who could read that and NOT be inspired? Eve, Kate, I'm plum excited and tingly all over.
For starving intellectuals everywhere, we humbly serve (and for everyone else in America, too).
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